Am I getting together our marriage certificate, passports, birth certs, etc?
Am I rehearsing in my head what I'll say to the SW?
Am I finishing my obnoxiously long autobio statement?
Am I doing any reading on Ethiopian culture, attachment issues, etc so that I sound like an enlightened PAP?
Am I pushing to market my newest fundraiser so that we can pay for this all?
No, no, no, no, and no.
What I am doing is looking at baby bedding online, debating the merits of decorating the beans' room in jungle animals vs turtles vs chic lime-and-chocolate retro designs.
I am so not normal.
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